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Church is Closed For Christmas?
25.12.05
For all those satanic loser churches that feel worshipping Jesus and celebrating His birth cannot be done together, here's a parody of I'll Be Home For Christmas:

Church is closed for Christmas
We're not meeting here
Some are home, some alone
And Pastor's drinking beer
Christmas eve I'm shopping
And buying one more toy
But church is closed for Christmas
Sorry, Savior-Boy

(2nd verse)
Church is closed for Christmas
We're not meeting here
Some are home, some alone
And Pastor's drinking beer
Sunday's when we worship
Christmas is for Christ
But not when they're together
That is party night!


I found out that Brooksville A/G was closed for Christmas. I had respect for that church until then. I know the pastor and was surprised.

Any of you who go to a church that closed for Christmas- you need a church that celebrates Jesus no matter what is going on. If you are celebrating Christmas as the recognition of Jesus' birth, how on earth can you ignore a gathering to worship Him on that same day?! Please, any idiot- or idiot pastor- who agrees with that do not tell me to keep the "Christ" in Christmas or argue against "Happy Holidays." You cut Christ out of Christmas when you make Christmas a "family day" and forget that Jesus wants us devoted to Him more than even our families (see Abraham and Isaac in the OT and consider the following:
If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple. (Luke 14.26 NASB)

And yes, I did tie the pastor of closed Christmas churches in to beer drinking. Those pastors might as well be drunkards, they are worthless, spineless buffoons. They are anathema.
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About Me: I will cover anything I am interested in from my Christian view. I will not always be right, but I will always be well right of center. I was born in NY, but moved to the South when I was about 6 yrs old. I went on a mission to Brasil in 1995 and met the woman who I would marry 5 years later. We now have two wonderful daughters. Meu coração é verde e amarelo.
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